News From DL

1. Which one of you crackheads is posting as Big Bertha? I know it's someone in here because the posts are "sent" from an iPhone.

2. Morb! You're slipping! Hot pics of Slash on the main and YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM?????

3. Forum news: Bossie got the place tanked because she started posting people's real names. Fap is responsible in the main but it was specifically because Bossie started posting real names. She couldn't keep her crazy in check. Way to go, Hulk!

Does MM post on the main or is that too lowbrow for the old dear?

I know she has in the past. Yeah, that's helpful.

Him and his kid in the car: "I don't understand where you get your anger issues from" and she said "I guess from you".... *blank stare* then she said "you're always flipping people off and yelling when you drive" lolollll I SAID THOSE AREN'T ANGER ISSUES THAT'S JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE'S SO GODDAMM STUPID BEHIND THE WHEEL - DADDY RULES THE FUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!"

He probably gives his dog beer and thinks it's funny when the poor thing gets wasted. I hate people who do that shit to animals.

OH HONEY. I did not miss the Slash pictures on the main.. not AT ALL. Ummmmmm. That is one bad boy that I never want to change.
puuurrrrr

If I kiss M.E.'s ass you think she will send me pics of her tits like S herry did?

Bullshit I didn't tank that forum, stupid Luna did with all the lawyer talk about suing Strap. Lawyer up yet, bitch? I have one I can recommend.

Jack's my kind of man. Except he didn't marry a stupid meth head that works two jobs while he spanks to porn all day like I did. I am the man, ladies

If you were really Bossie, you might be worth a response other than zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Stop calling Big Bertha bossie. It offends me

You better hurry. Lane Bryant is having a sale.

Mooooooooo!

I am sorry but we do not sell clothes for the mature, full figured dyke. Try Torrid.

I work there!

I'm having a Chico's kind of day.

Stop stealing the metallic eyeshadow! I know who you are!

you have me? I'm hot, bitches!

I took a picture of my boobs!

I WISH I HAD 456785676786947 HANDS SO'S I COULD GIVE THOSE TITTIES 5 BILLION THUMBS DOWN!

Aside, as it were, I have tit's, hip's and ass, ergo, give me some cocaine, FOK

Heysh, bish, get your busted meth face o'er here and getsh me another beer!

Mama's feet stiiink she pretends that she buys her shoes at Nordstroms, but I know for a fact she puts her size 11 and half double wides in our cheaply piece of shit shoes made in some war torn country by 5 year old slaves

I wonder if medusa still gets her payless discount?

I make shoes for poor people.

I have huge areolas

I like dem butts big uh huh. Big Bertha done give to me in the butt butt